The Stiffy Tracker
Welcome to the Stiffy Tracker
Stiff – Meaning zero, nada, nothing. Any tip that is under $1 in value.
Alternate forms: Stiffy, Stiffed, Stiffed again damn it, OMG I got Stiffed, etc…
There are many uses for the word Stiff and many situations that result in a Stiff. I use my Twitter Account @deliverawaydebt to document all the Stiffs I encounter while out there in Pizza Delivery Land.
Below are some of my favorites.
- STIFFY ALERT I sure hope you don’t get those chicken wings stuck in that gap tooth.
- STIFFY ALERT bill was 22.90 he gave me 23. he said we’re cool. I said whatever and left. Not nice on my part, but I couldn’t help myself.
- STIFFY ALERT this dude looked like Tyson, I understand the no tip he’s broke as a joke.
- STIFFY ALERT. Damn two in a row. Sorry you got your food in 15min, dont worry its the last time, have a great day.
- STIFFY ALERT. Who does this?? Thanks dork, its a twenty.
- STIFFY ALERT: yes I know its cold out. How about you give the person who is out in the cold a tip.
- STIFFY ALERT: again, I know its cold out, help a brother out Chunky Monkey
- STIFFY ALERT: if your going to stiff me don’t engage in small talk with me. I don’t care!
- STIFFY ALERT: 2 in a row. Both of these guys are now on the pizza guys naughty list.
- Yep STIFFY ALERT 0/28 from the Uni-bomber running a monster short wave radio set-up. Probably saw my tweets and used my GPS to track me.
- STIFFY ALERT- from a Mom that didn’t make the Milf list at the kids school. Halloween is weeks away lady, please stop scaring people.
- Speaking of karma, just got STIFFED. Scored a cool 7 cents. I’ll be sure to add that to the college fund.
- Sorry kids, I had to take that 7 cents from your college fund and use to help pay a deadbeats bill. They were 7 cents short. Yep STIFFED
- STIFFY ALERT- stiffed by a girl who use to work for us. See if I give you a free bread again idiot!
- STIFFED again, this fart-head was at the end of our delivery area too.
- STIFFED-lady was singing the song from Dora the explorer. I even finished the song for her and she still stiffed me. Guess I need vocal lessons.
- STIFFY ALERT!! 0/13 Guy looked like a drug dealer. Had on a watch that looked worth 10 grand plus. Probably rhinestones from the Bedazzler kit
- 0/21 STIFFED stupid lazy lady wouldn’t get off her big butt to sign the credit card slip. Had her kid walk it 2 feet to her- LAZY!!
- STIFFED by another Fat Kats virgin. I’ll have to have a talk with this guy later about the rules of tipping
- STIFFED-Even after the guy thanked me for getting him the pizza in under 15 min
- STIFFED- I even bribed her with a free pop and she still won’t tip me
- STIFFY ALERT: guy had a 50 and of course I didn’t have change. Ran to the store and still got stiffed. Ahole



