The Stiffy Tracker

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Welcome to the Stiffy Tracker

Stiff – Meaning zero, nada, nothing.  Any tip that is under $1 in value.

Alternate forms: Stiffy, Stiffed, Stiffed again damn it, OMG I got Stiffed, etc…

There are many uses for the word Stiff and many situations that result in a Stiff.  I use my Twitter Account @deliverawaydebt to document all the Stiffs I encounter while out there in Pizza Delivery Land.

Below are some of my favorites.

  • STIFFY ALERT I sure hope you don’t get those chicken wings stuck in that gap tooth.

  • STIFFY ALERT bill was 22.90 he gave me 23. he said we’re cool. I said whatever and left. Not nice on my part, but I couldn’t help myself.

  • STIFFY ALERT this dude looked like Tyson, I understand the no tip he’s broke as a joke.

  • STIFFY ALERT. Damn two in a row. Sorry you got your food in 15min, dont worry its the last time, have a great day.

  • STIFFY ALERT. Who does this?? Thanks dork, its a twenty.

  • STIFFY ALERT: yes I know its cold out. How about you give the person who is out in the cold a tip.

  • STIFFY ALERT: again, I know its cold out, help a brother out Chunky Monkey

  • STIFFY ALERT: if your going to stiff me don’t engage in small talk with me. I don’t care!

  • STIFFY ALERT: 2 in a row. Both of these guys are now on the pizza guys naughty list.

  • Yep STIFFY ALERT 0/28 from the Uni-bomber running a monster short wave radio set-up. Probably saw my tweets and used my GPS to track me.

  • STIFFY ALERT- from a Mom that didn’t make the Milf list at the kids school. Halloween is weeks away lady, please stop scaring people.

  • Speaking of karma, just got STIFFED. Scored a cool 7 cents. I’ll be sure to add that to the college fund.

  • Sorry kids, I had to take that 7 cents from your college fund and use to help pay a deadbeats bill. They were 7 cents short. Yep STIFFED

  • STIFFY ALERT- stiffed by a girl who use to work for us. See if I give you a free bread again idiot!

  • STIFFED again, this fart-head was at the end of our delivery area too.

  • STIFFED-lady was singing the song from Dora the explorer. I even finished the song for her and she still stiffed me. Guess I need vocal lessons.

  • STIFFY ALERT!! 0/13 Guy looked like a drug dealer. Had on a watch that looked worth 10 grand plus. Probably rhinestones from the Bedazzler kit

  • 0/21 STIFFED stupid lazy lady wouldn’t get off her big butt to sign the credit card slip. Had her kid walk it 2 feet to her- LAZY!!

  • STIFFED by another Fat Kats virgin. I’ll have to have a talk with this guy later about the rules of tipping

  • STIFFED-Even after the guy thanked me for getting him the pizza in under 15 min

  • STIFFED- I even bribed her with a free pop and she still won’t tip me

  • STIFFY ALERT: guy had a 50 and of course I didn’t have change. Ran to the store and still got stiffed. Ahole

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